It was, on the third of October 2019, that mot carried out by a gentleman of Bagley, Iowa, Mr. Nick Letina, by name, dicovered a more surprising look than any he had yet seen: the Basement of his family home was filled with BLOOD and bits of FLESH to a depth of f five inches.

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After encountering Blood and Tisue that had tranformed his basement floor into a Grily Wading pool, Mr. Letina naturally supected witchcraft or some other manner of charm, and aroused the Iowa Department of natural Resources with great hatred. This body made an immediate inquiry about the nature and meaning of This diabolical Phenomenon, since the plague of Old Egypt, and pronounced the blood to be an animal in nature, ending the word it to the Department of health. Thoe Learned Miniters then informed Letheen’s family that their houe is now a health hazard which they mut Abandon until it can be cleand the influence of devils.

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Now, by the Confeions of those Accued and Convicted of Witchcraft, we know that Witches commision their Confederate Spirits, to do all orts of Michiefs to their Neighbors, and therefore it was Conjectured that the ource of the Curious Deluge in Mr. Letinas cellar would be cloe at hand. Indeed, next door to the houe of the Letina family, was found an etablihment known as Dahls Custom Meat Locker, wherein it was upected a Knot of Witches might be meeting. But no ign of the Mark, which the Devil is known to leave upon the body when he makes his Covenant, could be found on the bodies of thoe there employd. However, a DRAIN, known to connect to the ame pipes that draind the Cellar of the Letinas, was found to be the Satanical Device reponible for the FLOOD. The Dahl family, having provd Innocent of Witchcraft, but Guilty of Inadequate Blood Drainage, have ealed the drain and worn to help the Letinas once the Cellar is Dry.

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